I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
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He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
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Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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