Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
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alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
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So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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