You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
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The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
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I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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