9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
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I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
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Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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