he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
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what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
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i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
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