Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
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there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
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My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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