My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
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I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
My day in three words: secret purse cake
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The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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