he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
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It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
That accounts for only three of the penises
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Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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