Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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