I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Boobs are out for the taking
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Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
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DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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