broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
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Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
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Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
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