so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
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she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
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the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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