Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
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whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
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Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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