shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
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Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Even my vagina gasped.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
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She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I AM VODKA MAN
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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