So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
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if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
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Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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