butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
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Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
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I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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