it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
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