She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
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He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
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his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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