eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
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The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
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Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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