we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
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A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
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I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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