He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
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woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
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I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
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He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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