When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
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I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
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She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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