oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
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apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
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I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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