My cat gives me a boner
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
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I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
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By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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