Are we in a gay sports bar?
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
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is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
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I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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