found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
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You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
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Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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