I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
What should our trivia night team be named?
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the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
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fuck your aforementioned shoe
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
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Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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