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I'm at derby!

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The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.

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(847): I'm at derby! (847): The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time. http://tfl.nu/hrlc

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(513): View more from Ohio

what's Bukake?

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a bad idea.

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(513): what's Bukake? (1-513): a bad idea. http://tfl.nu/i91o

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(315): View more from New York

playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps

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warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey

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(315): playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps (315): warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey http://tfl.nu/dgn3

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(513): View more from Ohio

The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?

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(513): The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him? http://tfl.nu/pyyw

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I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.

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(732): I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something. http://tfl.nu/rxn8

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(703): View more from Virginia

the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.

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(703): the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week. http://tfl.nu/6di3

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(252): View more from North Carolina

Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?

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(252): Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome? http://tfl.nu/vqed

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(347): View more from New York

Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"

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(347): Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight" http://tfl.nu/561l

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(207): View more from Maine

Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?

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(207): Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this? http://tfl.nu/g5cp

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Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.

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Wait. Someome brought slutcake?

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(403): Christ, I really took the slutcake last night. (1-403): Wait. Someome brought slutcake? http://tfl.nu/hkv2

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Stop whining I left you with whiskey

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YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.

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(224): Stop whining I left you with whiskey (1-224): YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE. http://tfl.nu/439l

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That dog was the best thing i ever touched

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(636): That dog was the best thing i ever touched http://tfl.nu/rr6d

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I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.

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(513): I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen. http://tfl.nu/m4h2

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Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.

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(785): Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ. http://tfl.nu/krx2

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I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.

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(843): I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job. http://tfl.nu/6er2

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