found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
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I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
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whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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