I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
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I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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