Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
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she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
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You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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