do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
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And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
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For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
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