HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A+ Viking dick
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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