I think I am morally bankrupt
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
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And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
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alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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