Where did you get a picture of my penis
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
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Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
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Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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