i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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