you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
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Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
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We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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