Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
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Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
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Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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