No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
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He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
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I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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