party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
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I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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