He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
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Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
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did you just send me my own nude
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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