White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
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I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
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well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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