I'm jealous of your bromance
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
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aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
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That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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