at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
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Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
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If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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