Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
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He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
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At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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