Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
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The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
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You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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