Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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