I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
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we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
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Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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