there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
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I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
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Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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