this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
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Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
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So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
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